Some 'Do Not Try This At Home' Moments

• Do not wear a thong (the underwear, not the sandal) when wearing form fitting sweats in a light color, light cotton blend, high waisted, high water pants. They are just not flattering--especially if I can see cellulite through your pants. Wear real underwear for some support. But if you prefer the thongs, choose different attire.
• Bending down while wear a thong (these things are just disasters waiting to happen!) in low rise pants/jeans so that I can SEE your thong.... not so flattering again too.
• Do not eat Korean seaweed soup + fish then touch your hair. You won't smell so good all day or all week, Isabella.
  
• Do not leave a half eaten strawberry in your bib. It will grow mold and smell funny the next time you use it. I recommend discarding all food items immediately; you can launder later.
• Do not go down scary slides with your baby at places like Kiddie Klub if you are going to scream. You will only scare your baby AND everyone else there.
• Also, not a good idea to scream during children's movies while at a theater filled with other children. No one appreciates it.

There are definitely more.. stay tuned.